Angry Sardine Surfboard – Twin-Fin Mid-Length with Fish Speed & Longboard Glide

Overview

The Angry Sardine combines the speed and flow of a fish with the paddle power and glide of a longboard. Designed for intermediate to advanced surfers, this distinctive shape is built for fast takeoffs, powerful bottom turns, smooth trimming, and flowing carves.

Its generous volume helps with paddling and wave entry, while the single-to-vee bottom contour is designed to generate speed and promote responsive handling through turns. Available in three longer sizes, the Angry Sardine is built to make the most of everything from smaller rollers to clean, head-high surf.

Finished in a unique marble resin tint with a gloss finish, this board pairs distinctive styling with a performance-oriented twin-fin setup.

Key Features

• Fish-Inspired Speed — Designed for quick takeoffs, fast trimming, and flowing turns.

• Longboard-Style Paddle Power — Generous volume helps with wave catching and maintaining momentum.

• Twin-Fin Configuration — Delivers the loose, flowing character associated with twin-fin surfing.

• Single-to-Vee Bottom Contour — The nose and center concave help generate speed, transitioning toward vee off the tail for responsive handling.

• Drive Through Turns — Designed to support powerful bottom turns and flowing carves.

• Three High-Volume Sizes — Choose between 8'0", 8'6", and 9'2" to suit your preferred balance of length and flotation.

• Unique Marble Resin Tint — Gives each board a distinctive visual character.

• Gloss Finish — Complements the board's classic styling with a polished appearance.

Specifications

• Board Type: Fish-Inspired Mid-Length

• Fin Setup: Twin Fin

• Construction: Poly / PU

• Bottom Contour: Single concave transitioning through convex contours to vee off the tail

• Finish: Gloss

• Color: Unique marble resin tint

• Suggested Rider Weight: 145–240 lb

• Skill Level: Intermediate to Advanced

• Wave Range: Knee-high to head-high

What Size Angry Sardine Should I Ride?

8'0" — 75.9 L

The most compact option in the range. Choose it if you prefer a shorter overall board while retaining substantial volume for paddle power and glide.

8'6" — 81.1 L

A middle-ground option that balances length, flotation, and maneuverability for everyday surfing.

9'2" — 94.8 L

The largest and highest-volume option, offering the most flotation and paddle-power potential in the lineup. Consider it if you prioritize early wave entry and extended glide.

Actual suitability depends on rider weight, ability, preferred volume, and wave conditions.

Board Care & Maintenance

• Store your board in a cool, dry place when not in use.

• Keep it away from direct sunlight when it is not in the water.

• Rinse with fresh water after each session.

• Handle and transport the board carefully to help protect its gloss finish.

Find your flow: Choose the Angry Sardine for twin-fin speed, longboard-style paddle power, and fast, flowing surfing across everyday conditions.