Angry Sardine Surfboard – Twin-Fin Design with Fish Speed & Longboard Glide

Overview

The Angry Sardine combines the speed and flowing character of a fish with the paddle power and glide of a longboard. Designed for intermediate to advanced surfers, this distinctive twin-fin shape is built for quick takeoffs, powerful bottom turns, fast trimming, and smooth, driving carves.

Its generous volume supports paddling and wave entry, while the single-concave bottom transitions into vee through the tail to balance speed with maneuverability. Available in three longer sizes, the Angry Sardine offers a unique alternative to a traditional longboard or short fish.

Finished in a distinctive marble resin tint with a gloss finish, it pairs performance-oriented shaping with eye-catching craftsmanship.

Key Features

• Fish-Inspired Speed & Flow — Designed for quick takeoffs, fast trimming, and flowing turns.

• Longboard-Style Paddle Power — Generous volume helps with paddling and wave catching.

• Twin-Fin Configuration — Delivers a loose, flowing ride with the distinctive feel of twin-fin surfing.

• Single-to-Vee Bottom Contour — Begins with a single concave under the nose, continues through the midpoint, then transitions to vee off the tail.

• Drive Through Turns — Designed to support powerful bottom turns and flowing carves.

• Three High-Volume Sizes — Choose 8'0", 8'6", or 9'2" to suit your preferred length and flotation.

• Unique Marble Resin Tint — Gives each board a distinctive visual character.

• Gloss Finish — Complements the board's performance-inspired design with a polished appearance.

Specifications

• Model: Angry Sardine

• Board Type: Fish-Inspired Longboard / Mid-Length

• Fin Setup: Twin Fin

• Construction: Poly / PU

• Bottom Contour: Slight single concave → convex → vee

• Finish: Gloss

• Color: Unique marble resin tint

• Suggested Rider Weight: 145–240 lb, according to the supplied listing

• Skill Level: Intermediate to Advanced

• Best Conditions: Knee-high to head-high waves

What Size Angry Sardine Should I Ride?

8'0" — 75.9 L

The shortest option in the range. A good starting point for surfers who prefer a more compact board while retaining substantial volume for paddling and glide.

8'6" — 81.1 L

The middle size balances length, flotation, and maneuverability for everyday surfing.

9'2" — 94.8 L

The largest and highest-volume option, offering the greatest flotation and paddle-power potential in the lineup. Consider it if you prioritize glide and easier wave entry.

Actual suitability depends on rider weight, ability, preferred volume, and wave conditions. The supplied rider-weight range is a general guideline rather than a guarantee that every size is suitable for every rider.

Board Care & Maintenance

• Store your board in a cool, dry place when not in use.

• Keep it away from direct sunlight when it is not in the water.

• Rinse with fresh water after each session.

• Handle and transport the board carefully to help protect its gloss finish.

Find your flow: Choose the Angry Sardine for twin-fin speed, longboard-style paddle power, and flowing performance across everyday surf.